In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit...

Now how about we go to your bedroom and you show me if there’s any room in your closet for me. 

No, no. There’s no space for you in there because that’s where all my pressed jeans go… Okay there’s no room for you. You’ve got this now, okay? 

Maybe we should just go and a check anyway…

I don’t need to check. I’m telling you right now there’s no room for you in there. 

Have sex with me in your closet you dum dum. 

Ooooh, okay. That’s what you’re talking about.  That’s very clever… 

(Source: onetrueslayer, via overanalyzingtelevision)

And this ladies and gentlemen is Captain America.

(Source: castameer, via damonagi)